when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
Happy Birthday Robert Anthony Plant! [08/20/1948].
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care